Thursday, September 12, 2013

Freshly picked prognostications

Pinkle (from the Zeldapedia).
Rosy Rupeeland's
Great Fairy (from the Zelda Wiki).





So the Great Fairy of whatever world Tingle lives in (Termina?) looks like Pinkle. Or Pinkle, the female Tingle who lives inside the computer in Tingle's house, looks like the Great Fairy. The elemental fairies themselves look like power rangers, each representing one of the game's five Super Rupees.


Sinking deeper into Rosy Rupeeland's strange likenesses, Uncle Rupee's latest appearance was striking. Rather than another show of his increasingly empowering wealth, he's shown with only his loins girded, surrounded by floating rupees on a background of concentric rainbow circles. That most recent appearance, and the Great Fairy's complaint about the world's balance of rupees being off has cemented good ol' Uncle Rupee's place as the game's final boss.

It'll be revealed that he's been having Tingle on the whole time. Then, given how the game's gone so far regarding women, Uncle Rupee probably tries to buy Pinkle with all of his money, she refuses, is kidnapped, and needs to get Tingle to step in with the righteous power of balancing rupees to save her, defeat Uncle Rupee, and restore the world's rupee balance.

What I'm left wondering is, as an accessory to Uncle Rupee's scheme, will Tingle get any comeuppance?

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